‘Conan The Barbarian’ Review: By Crom, it’s a sneer miss

‘Conan The Barbarian’ Review: By Crom, it’s a sneer miss

  “I know this: if life is an illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and I am content.” That’s Conan the Cimmerian—er, barbarian—for you. An armchair philosopher and skull-crusher courtesy of the perilous Hyborian [...]

’30 Minutes or Less’ Review: Fun cast strapped to a bomb

’30 Minutes or Less’ Review: Fun cast strapped to a bomb

Rating: R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, nudity and some violence Written by: Michael Delibirti Directed by: Ruben Fleischer Starring: Jesse Eisenberg, Aziz Ansari, Danny McBride, Nick Swardson, Fred Ward, Michael Pena PCN Rating: Ruben Fleischer’s low-brow action comedy 30 Minutes or Less is a pretty big comedown from his entertaining and witty [...]

‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’ Review: Monkey in the middle

‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’ Review: Monkey in the middle

 PCN RATING: Although it’s being marketed and pitched as a prequel to the 1968 Charlton Heston classic, Rupert Wyatt’s Rise of the Planet of the Apes is actually a remake of sorts. Mirroring some of the events and characters of the fourth sequel in the franchise, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, Rise uses [...]