‘Conan The Barbarian’ Review: By Crom, it’s a sneer miss
“I know this: if life is an illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and I am content.” That’s Conan the Cimmerian—er, barbarian—for you. An armchair philosopher and skull-crusher courtesy of the perilous Hyborian [...]


